I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize