Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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