so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She bit a glass in half.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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