I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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