It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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