This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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