You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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