Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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