sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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