We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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