we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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