party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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