jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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