You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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