She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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