I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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