Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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