Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
there was a trapeze. enough said
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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