Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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