That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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