I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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