Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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