maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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