Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize