I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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