would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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