big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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