I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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