i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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