Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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