You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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