You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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