Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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