I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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