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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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