Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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