The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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