this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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