I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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