This girl is more easily done than said...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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