New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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