so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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