i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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