Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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