Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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