Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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