Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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