You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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