Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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