She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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